DOGS Joke Complaints

"Dear Valued Complainer,

We understand that sometimes life can be a comedy of errors, and complaints are just a part of the script. Rest assured, your complaint has been carefully reviewed by our team of comedians, er, we mean, customer service experts.

After much deliberation and laughter, we have determined that your complaint has successfully brought a smile to our faces. In fact, it was so funny that we've decided to award you the 'Complaint of the Year' award! Please accept our virtual round of applause 👏.

In recognition of your remarkable talent for making us laugh, we're sending you a virtual whoopee cushion as a token of our appreciation. Just remember, if life ever hands you a lemon, turn it into a stand-up comedy routine!

Thank you for brightening our day with your complaint. If you have any more jokes, er, we mean complaints, feel free to share them with us anytime.

Sincerely, DOGS Complaint Committee"

Please note that the DOGS committee take no responsibility for any members sensativities or responsiblitities to any Jokes that may have been publised on the DOGS site. If you take offence with the DOGS Compliant commitee please raise a complaint at the following link.